Hello, I'm Ian.

Hello, I'm Ian. I am the other man mentioned a mere... three months ago. Unfortunately, the intimate time I have to spend with my loving computer is quite small and we often have problems communicating. So I apologize for the very brief pause in the blog posts. I would also like to apologize to my family for taking so long to figure out this incredibly simple process called blogging. I would also like to apologize in advance for my potty mouth. I shall now unblock the constipation with my introduction...

Hello, I'm Ian. I sometimes repeat myself. I often tend to think I'm funny and I am occasionally pleased to hear laughter. I am 39 years old. I have identified myself as polyamorous for 19 years and I have a long story that will not be told in this intro. I am the partner of the first bloggin' woman named Mary Elizabeth. She is an amazing super heroine who sets my mind, my heart, and my loins on fire! I am the father of the “girl-child” age 5 and “boy-child” age 11, soon to be 12, going on 16.

There's a lot of talk about anal traits, but I feel that this crazy-ass summer has been quite diuretic. But I can hear the puckering of fall and things are becoming more solid. We tend to talk about this subject more than we may like. My family, you may now let the words flow with more consistent and regular vowel movements.